I love me some Liz Lemon

I want to be Liz Lemon...no, not the single and childless part...she's just funny...I want to be funny...I try sometimes, but it usually falls flat...very flat...anywho, this is by far my favorite speech from her. She starts ranting to some random guy at singles dodgeball (ha!) about what she wants in a guy

I want someone who will be monogamous and nice to his mother.  And I want someone who likes musicals but knows to just shut his mouth when I’m watching Lost.  And I want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame and strip clubs are gross.  I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher instead of just taking out forks as needed, like I do.  I want someone with clean hands and feet and beefy forearms like a damn Disney prince.  And I want him to genuinely like me, even when I’m old.  And that’s what I want.

Sigh, maybe someday when my brain is running on all cylinders I'll be funny...or maybe just amusing, I would take amusing...